Me too!
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
my liver is dry heaving
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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