I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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