After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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