Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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