Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize