5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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