Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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