Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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