office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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