We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize