I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I still have a little drunk in my system
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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