I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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