Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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