i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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