I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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