Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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