Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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