This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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