You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i barfeds in our rink
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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