that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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