She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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