Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Randomize
