kristin has been a bad kristin
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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