I'm drive I can fine osifer
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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