I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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