And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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