All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
please come you make the beer taste better
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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