This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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