I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
All the doctor said was why
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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