My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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