normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Do you have feelings for this penis?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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