We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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