He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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