I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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