is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Is it because I queefed?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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