You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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