Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
