You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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