So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Semen is not good for contacts.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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