Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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