At least make sure they are 18
Why
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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