if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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