Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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