I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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