I didn't shave. On purpose
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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