They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
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