And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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