After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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