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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.

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(757): View more from Virginia

my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.

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(585): View more from New York

The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.

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(979): View more from Texas

How sober do you have to be to donate blood?

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(517): View more from Michigan

You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top

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(763): View more from Minnesota

just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class

(612): View more from Minnesota

WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?

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