if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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