I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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