I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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