i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She's the barista slut.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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