OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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