Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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