and she was petting her beer can
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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